Cast
Amber Atkins
Annette Atkins
Loretta
Rebecca «Becky» Ann Leeman
Gladys Leeman
Lester Leeman
Iris Clark
Lisa Swenson
Leslie Miller
Michelle Johnson
Tess Weinhaus
Molly Howard
Jenelle Betz
Mary JohansonTammy Curry 
John Dough, Judge #1
Harold Vilmes, Judge #2
Hank Vilmes
Jean Kangas, Judge #3
PatBrett Clemmens Fry Girl 
Pregnant Fry Girl
Colleen Douglas, State Pagent
Terry Macy, State Pagent
Adam WestChloris Klinghagen 
Mr. Howard
Mrs. Howard
Tina / Seiko HowardCandy Striper Lars Larson 
Iona Hildebrandt, 1945 WinnerMount Rose Mayor 
Miss Minneapolis
Documentarian, voice acting
Sound RecordistCrew Guy Cop #1 
Cop #2
Lisa Swenson's FatherConnie Rudrüd, the Pork Products Lady Rocker Kid #1 Rocker Kid #2 Doctor Male News Anchor Female Reporter #1 Female Reporter #2 Pastor Mr. Melchoir 
Ed
Tap DancerOpera Singer Violinist Miss Burnsville Miss Duluth COPS Crew Guy Fireman 
Beauty Pageant Fan, not listed in credits
Funeral Mourner, not listed in creditsFry Girl, not listed in creditsа Trailer Park Resident, not listed in credits 
Miss Buffalo, not listed in creditsаPeter, not listed in credits Rowdy Guy, not listed in credits 
Swat Cop, not listed in credits
Prom Queen, not listed in creditsаBeauty Pageant Fan, not listed in credits Brett's Friend, not listed in credits Beauty Pageant Fan, not listed in creditsа 
