Cast
Jerri Blank
Bus Driver
Inmate
InmateInmate 
Sara Blank
Dr. Putney
Guy Blank
Derrick Blank
Monica
Melissa
Melanie
Megawatti
Principal Blackman
Nico
Alice
Henry
Chuck Noblet
Geoffrey Jellineck
Iris Puffybush
Tamela «Tammi» LittlenutMascott 
P John
Trace
Stew
Peggy Callas
Roger Beekman
Boswell
Les Tuckles
Teacher
Teacher
Brason
Coach Wolf
Coach Divers
Carlo Honklin
Lian
Olivia
JeremyClair Noblet 
Rolanda, not listed in creditsаStudent, not listed in credits 
Shamus Noblet, not listed in credits
Gym Student, not listed in creditsа
High School Student, not listed in credits
Carmen, not listed in creditsа
Parent, not listed in credits
Teacher, not listed in creditsа
Stanley, not listed in creditsnot listed in creditsа 
Squat Thrust Team Captain, not listed in creditsBuster Highman, not listed in credits 
Kim, not listed in creditsFlatpoint Faculty, not listed in credits High School Student, not listed in creditsа 
Mr. Oldham, not listed in creditsStudent, not listed in creditsа 
Manaco, not listed in credits
Preppy Student, not listed in credits
High School Student, not listed in creditsа
Prison Inmate, not listed in creditsаVarsity Squat Thrust Member, not listed in credits 
