Cast
Deputy James Garcia
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Deputy Travis Junior
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Chief of Police
District Attorney
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Deputy S. Jones
Miss Acapulco
Kevlar Guy
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
Sheriff of Aspen
Persnickety Desk Worker
Jeff Spoder
Glen the Desk Clerk
Spring Break Dream Girl
Captain Rogers, DHS
Alligator Expert
Tammy
Ethan the Drug Lord
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Drug Lord's First Hostage
Breen the PlumberTattooed Guy Tattoo Shop Owner #1 
Terry
Decontamination Guy
Russian Model
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Tattoo Victim
Wrestling RefereeJello Wrestler 
Dangle's 'Body Double'
Wiegel's 'Body Double'
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
PaulHot Paramedic 
Spoder's MomClapping Cop Barry Baum 
Sir Terrence
Steve Marmella
Jose Jose Jose
Proctologist
Bike Cop
Mansion Gunman, not listed in credits
Policeman, not listed in credits
Smoking Cop, not listed in credits
HAZMAT Squad Member, not listed in creditsиграет самого себя, not listed in credits 
Police Officer, not listed in credits
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T., not listed in credits
Roller Babe, not listed in creditsа
Alabama State Trooper, not listed in credits
Stripper, not listed in creditsа
Naked Armenian, not listed in credits
Southern Spring Breaker, not listed in creditsа
Newspaper Reporter, not listed in credits
Hot Airport Passenger, not listed in creditsа
Bartender, not listed in credits
Japanese Tourist, not listed in credits
Police Officer, not listed in credits
Police Officer, not listed in credits
