Cast
Rodney Miller
Seymour Cox
Ted
Sabrina Thomas
Hick #1
Hick #2Stoner 
Bobby
JudyDad 
Christian Programming Woman / Preacher / BJs Drag Queen MCChristian Programming Pastor 
Young Rodney
RudyKatie Chin Joey Teacher 
School CounselorStudent Council Slut #1 
Student Council Slut #2
Tina
Old Man
MildredNursing Home Volunteer 
Grandma
Grandpa
Little WomanBJs Doorman 
BartenderLesbian Pat Hot Blonde Frat Ho 
Gym TeacherBilly 
Leslie
CherylRudy's Mother 
Roller Rink AttendantChurch Woman #1 Church Woman #2 
Church Woman #3
Church Woman #4Limo Driver 
High SchoolerBirthday Saloon Worker, not listed in credits 
Church Member, not listed in credits
Store Patron, not listed in creditsTed's Little Sister, not listed in creditsа High School Student, not listed in credits Student, not listed in creditsа Teacher, not listed in creditsа Drunk Teen / Roller Rink Lover, not listed in credits 
Carol, not listed in creditsа
Rudy's Family Member, not listed in creditsа
Student, not listed in creditsFamily Reunion Member, not listed in credits Family Reunion Member, not listed in creditsа Family Reunion Member, not listed in creditsа 
Drunk Teen / Church Member, not listed in creditsа
Bobby Sr., not listed in credits
