Cast
Harold
Kumar
Ron Fox
Vanessa
Colton
Neil Patrick Harris
Maria
Dr. Beecher
Rosenberg
Goldstein
Deputy Frye
Raymus
Raylene
Cyrus
George W. Bush
Sally
Tits Hemingway
Tammi
Trisha
Sparkle
Venus
Agnes
Grand Wizard
Travis
Kenny
Archie
Carter
Raza
KimJoe 
Big Bob
Interpreter
Dr. Patel
Mr. Lee
Mrs. Lee
Old White Woman
Random Passenger
Random Passenger
Head of Security
Light-Skinned Black Security
Dr. Jonavon White
RamonGroomsman 
Goon
Goon
State Trooper
Carsten
Anton
Jacuzzi GirlJacuzzi Girl Random Amsterdam Stoner 
Airplane Passenger, not listed in creditsGang Member, not listed in credits 
Airport Traveler, not listed in creditsа
Lt. Riggs / Goon, not listed in creditsBlonde Little Girl on Travel Bus, not listed in creditsа Weedy, not listed in creditsа 
Lady of the Evening, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Greensman, not listed in credits
Colton's Father, not listed in credits
Extra, not listed in credits
Terry Air Marshal #3, not listed in creditsFederal Government Official, not listed in credits 
Airplane Passenger, not listed in credits
Dancing Devil in Costume Shop, not listed in credits
Mother of the Bride, not listed in creditsаSpecial Agent, not listed in credits 
Terrorist, not listed in credits
Raza's Party Guest, not listed in creditsа
Airline Passenger, not listed in creditsа
Carsten's Assistant Photographer, not listed in credits
Cuban Refugee, not listed in credits
Terrorist, not listed in creditsAirplane Passenger, not listed in credits Wedding Guest, not listed in credits Raza's Party Goer 2, not listed in credits 
Dancing Monkey in Costume Shop, not listed in credits
Flight Attendant, not listed in creditsа
Air Marshal #1, not listed in credits
Homeland Security Agent, not listed in creditsTerrorist #1, not listed in credits 
Wedding Groomsman, not listed in credits
