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Michael Malone Patton Osama Bin Nielsen Trace Adkins Aziz Mohammed Ahmed George Washington He's Much Fatter in Person. John F. Kennedy Celebrity 2 Speaker 1940's Look Out! It's Those Christians! «Free History Term Papers» Woman at Awards Party Mussolini Intern Airport Security Guard 1 Rosie O'Connell Hottie Bacon Stains Malone Policeman 2 Girl Scout Security Guard Lily It's That Michael Malone! Rehearsal Actor Hippie 2 «Traitor!» Singer Teddo Rehearsal Actress Political Aide Reporter on TV I Gave up an Ass Lift for This? Rastus Malone Airport Security Guard 2 Entertainment Tonight Host «Marines!» / Sassy Sailor Young Michael Malone Minister 2 играет саму себя Judge Celebrity 1 Hitler You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller Becca / Kaleigh Nun on Bus Lab Tech 1 Partygoer 2 Boy Scout Wounded Soldier Lab Supervisor Thought You Hated Country Music! Trophy Girl Girl at BBQ Airport Passenger 2 Marty Neville Chamberlain Heather Terrorist 2 Chaplain Jane Wagstaffe Silvano играет самого себя Molly Duncan Afghan Prisoner 2 Accordion Player Reporter 1 Minister 1 Mose Malone Airport Passenger 1 Terrorist on Bike Subway Policeman играет самого себя «Sailors!» I'm Starved. Patient in Line Josh Timmy / Atticus Subway Terrorist Trophy Girl at BBQ Policeman (MSG), 1 Reporter 2 George Mulrooney Cuban Commander Village Voter Stagehand Jimmy Carter Lab Tech 2 Tojo Tiny Tina / Jenna Hippie 1 Agent Grosslight Voice of Reason Voice of Reason Voice of Reason Cocktail Musician Cocktail Musician Cocktail Musician / Musician Wedding Guest Wedding Guest Parent Parent Parent Parent Parent Parent Parent Parent Parent Parent Professor Professor Professor Professor Professor Professor Professor Professor Professor Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Columbia Student «1968» Columbia Student «1968» Columbia Student «1968» Columbia Student «1968» Columbia Student «1968» Musician Musician Musician Musician US Marine at protest Crazy Fan Male Hollywood Celebrity, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in credits On-Air Reporter, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in credits Master Sergeant, not listed in credits Hippie, not listed in credits Award Model, not listed in creditsа Marine #3, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in creditsа The Bride, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in creditsа Hottie, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in credits Ghost Soldier, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in credits Zombie #1, not listed in credits Police Officer, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in credits Afghan Villager, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in creditsа Hasan Simavi, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in credits Juror, not listed in credits American Revolution Soldier Ghost, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in credits College Student, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in creditsа Ted Kennedy's Girlfriend, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in creditsа Extra, not listed in credits