Cast
Trey
The Chief of Police
Julia Riker
Storm
Wolverine (scenes deleted)
Leg-Shaving Wolverine
The Human Torch
Carlson
Stretchy Boy
Stretchy Girl
Sneezo
Barry Bonds
Invisible Girl
Matthews
Bank Robber
«Gimme your wallet»
«Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan»
Actual Editor
«Mr. Landers!»
Reporter Ed
«Well, an old guy did get shot over there»
News Anchor
Principal
Dead Blonde Woman's Husband
Bank Loan Officer
«Okay, I come back»
Onlooker #1
Onlooker #2
Truck Driver
«Thanks for the loan, Mr. Thompson»
Live Reporter
«Take me....»
Dalai LamaNelson Mandela 
Bishop TutuTony Bennett 
Nerdy Dragonfly
Asian Hourglass
'Excuse me, there's a line!'
Mourner
Police Officer
Dead Blonde Woman
Convenience Store OwnerXavier's Son 
Xavier's Daughter
The Guy Who Wipes Wolverine's Ass (scenes deleted)Student, not listed in creditsа YouTube User, not listed in credits 
HS Student, not listed in creditsа
Kid in the Orange Beanie, not listed in creditsTutu Man #2, not listed in credits 
Pink Superhero, not listed in creditsа
Shaolin Monk, not listed in credits
Security Man, not listed in credits
Hairy Man, not listed in credits
Chicken Man, not listed in credits
Xavier's Older Son, not listed in credits
Bandit in Alley, not listed in creditsStudent, not listed in credits 
Student, not listed in credits
Award Presenter, not listed in creditsаNeo-Batgirl, not listed in creditsа 
