Cast
Tall Man
Scarlett May
Mr. Humphrey
Adam Waltz
Cassie Blue
Gnome Killer
Elizabeth
Connor Pritchett
Tanya Kismen
Harris Briggs
Tara Leslie
Rhett Johnson
Lorraine Wilson
Pirate Wench #1
Pirate Wench #2Pirate Guard 
First Mate
Bandana Man
Derek Deeds
Onion ChefMaureen 
Sound Guy
1st AD
CindyOfficer Bailey - by pirate ship 
Detective LaRue
Detective Shields
Officer Willoughby - by pirate ship
Newscaster
Alloicious T. Zims
Helga T. Zims
Beachside Waitress
2nd AC
Kelly
Roy White
Dale CrossJezebel The Waitress 
Claudia, not listed in creditsа
Bikini Girl, not listed in creditsаBartender, not listed in credits 
Makeup Artist, not listed in creditsNews Reporter, not listed in credits Band Performer, not listed in credits Gogo Dancer, not listed in creditsа 
Violet Blue, not listed in creditsа
Party Guest, not listed in creditsа50's Waitress, not listed in creditsа 
Shadow Killer, not listed in credits
Laura, not listed in creditsаRon Underwood, not listed in credits 
