Cast
Pete Eckhart
Taco
Ruxin
Kevin
Andre
Jenny
Rafi
Ellie
Sofia
Shiva
Russell
Baby Geoffrey
Meegan
Dirty Randy
Trixie Von Stein
Bill Haddock
Bethesda
Frank «The Body» Gibiatti
Ted
Dr. Ewing
Chalupa BatmanJ.J. Watt 
Gina Gibiatti
Libby
Rebecca Ruxin
Spazz
LaneAngry Man 
D.A. Lipscombe
Marathon Runner
Rupert Ruxin
Rich EisenMarshawn Lynch 
Ashley
LindsayJim McMahon 
Dr. Henry Rocha
Nurse Pam
Chu
Cop
Kristin Cavallari
Gail
Ben
Sofia's Mama
Rafi's Landlord
Father Zaragosa
Neal
The OracleGeoffrey 
Joel Cocque
Mr. Browner
Ethan Cocque
Brian
Kayden
Casket Salesman William
Cake Manager
Mommy & Me Class Instructor
Candy
Gavin
Heather
Callie
Chuck
Cheryl
Pam
Allison
Chris
BartenderBaby Geoffrey 
Library Boy
Ed
Brooke
Ryan
Twyla
Judge Humphrey
Andrea
WesleyAdrian Peterson 
Deion SandersVernon Davis 
Greg Jennings
Snoop DoggDarren Sproles Randall Cobb Golden Tate 
Claire
Mr. Friedman
Tow Truck Driver
Darcy
Randall
Dr. Maxwell
WaitressTrophy Store Employee 
Ambrosia
April
Stu Pompeu
Yoga Instructor
Mrs. Klein
NadiaRyan Fitzpatrick Robert Griffin III 
DeRon
Gumpa DukeJay Cutler 
Luther the Hobo
Mrs. HatchChalupa Batman 
Jay Glazer
Father Muldoon
JoBeth
ErnestoJohn Schneider 
ClaireAmanda the Jetta Girl 
Bryce
Meghan
Neighborhood Patrol
Robert
Craig O'Connor
Lanie
Das DingaJohn Hansen 
Taco's Notary Girl
Pit Boss Joe
Collin
StacyMatthew Berry Brent Grimes 
Bum
Piano Store Guy
Martha
Dr. Melvoy's Daughter
Dr. Levenson
Donny «The Seed» Sedowsky
Gumma Eve
Judge HobartTrent Richardson 
Bakery Employee
Coach Crowley
Police Officer
Chuck FalconMaude 
BruceJordan Cameron 
Penny
Mark Cuban
Emma
Copper Harris
Trophy Kevin
Assistant Minister
Maitre D'
Agent Baker
Angry BoyfriendVW Boss 
JD
CraigAdam Caplan 
Josh Cribbs
Angry Husband
TSA Guard
Lily
Cathy
Petting Zoo OwnerMatt Forte 
Maurice Jones-Drew
Waitress
Dom ( Italian Waiter )
Wanda
Morgue Worker
MichelleMatt Kalil 
Taco's Abandoned Patient
Sutton
Tug
Yumiko
Sarah
Mrs. Shapiro
Sergeant Panico
Burt
Georgia Thompson
Donald
Mother at Party
Taco's Sober GirlCameron Jordan 
Takoda
Jenny's DoctorTyrann Mathieu 
Judge Hardy
Corey
Brittany Barber
L-E
Terry BradshawWaiter 
Bouncer
Brassy Judge
Mr. Mitchell
Tracy
Molly
Security Line Woman
Terrell Suggs
Nurse BerniceSidney Rice 
Taco's Lady Patient
Dr. Pete Wyland
Old Lady #1Ryan Kalil 
Charlie McCrudden
Japanese Sushi Chef
Miles Miller
Mr. Rosenthal
Cute Girl in Bar
Tony Thompson
Gloria
Rachel
Sky Cap
Pete's Girl
Stand Up Teacher
Bookish GirlMini Mart Owner Mike Evans 
Crazy Tiffany
Sam
Heather
Jeremy
Shauna
Shapps
Freddie Mandino
Kale
Gloria LipscombeCalais Campbell 
Ref
Future Ruxin
Ulyanna
Perp
Kylie
Bailiff
Male Classmate
Chad Ochocinco
Vanessa
Dr. Andre Nodick
Old Lady #2
Taco's Kid Patient
Tiffany
WaiterJerry Jones Sushi Bar Hostess 
George
Colonoscopy Nurse
Santa Claus
Taco's Addict PatientYoung Andre 
Pool Waitress
Jogger
Man on Street
Lawyer
Taco's Girl
Men's Boutique Worker
Tricia ValenceTom Condon 
BartenderDoug Hendrickson Carlos Hyde 
Basketball Player
Umpire
Mr. OO
Meg
Ref Dave
Thomas Rivers
Rabbi ShtotelmanCute Farm Girl 
Theresa
Angry Bar Patron
Company Guy
Shoe Store Clerk
Paintball Employee
WaitressKid Jason Witten Young Taco 
Nurse
Credit Card Lady
Nurse
Airport Police Officer
Stand Up StudentGerald McCoy 
The GoonTaylor Lewan Mike Pereira 
Fiona
Waitress
Teacher
Mrs. Shtotelman
Berkley
Mr. McGibblets
Minister
Ming Wu
Priest
Leonard
Elevator Girl
Hotel BartenderHusna 
Homeless Man #1
Lauren
AbbyFelix Jones 
Latino Worker
ValetNaVorro Bowman 
Coma Patient's Wife
Bum #1
Boris
Young Ruxin
Rabbi Kirschenblatt
Ruxin Traffic CopChoir Singer #1 
Jeremy
Screaming LadyBlair Walsh Tommy Condon Ryan Shazier 
Papi
Sven
Draft Kings Moderator
Referee
Abe LincolnSarah Ruttkay Race Winner 
Algerian Dad
Football Announcer
Cop
Elderly Woman
Tyler
Homeless Man #2The Cutlet Jay Ratliff 
Foreman
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Cool Bar Girl
TravelerYoung Kevin Choir Singer #2 
Margaret
Classmate #1
Stewardess
GregStephon Tuitt 
VariousSeahawks Official 
Ruben
Algerian MomBrandon Carr 
Wrestler
MarbellaChoir Singer #3 
Lady in Street #1
Coma Patient
Motel ManagerYoung Pete 
Classmate #2
Matt
Pete's Date
Algerian FanDeSean Jackson 
Lady in Street #2
Officer BungalonChoir Singer #4 
Evan
Rabbi
Security Guard
Future Chalupa
Imaginary Andre
Mordechai
Stripper #1Choir Singer #5 
Mr. Rappaport
Future EllieChoir Singer #6 
Mrs. Rappaport
Nurse
Priest
OB Doctor
Falcon's Daughter
Pedestrian
Orderly #1
Trina Richardson
Stripper #2
Orderly #2
Festival Guest
Nurse
Rafi's Wife
Dre Tone #1
Cowboy
Rafi's Son
Dre Tone #2Rich Dalrymple Priest Dre Tone #3 Dre Tone #4 
Tiffany
White party attendee
Nurse
TedBlind Waiter 
Mugger
Tanner
Sex Bruises
Melanie B.
Kristen
Magic tattoo
Hardware Store Clerk
Jessie
Katie
Flanagan the Drug Dealer
Aiko
Yumi
Carmenjello
Actress #1
Ruxin's Boss
Julian
Gabriel
Glovsie
Brooke
Louisiana Woman
Algerian TV Announcer
911 Dispatcher
Mrs. Hobart
Mr. Swall
Chloe
DanielleScared Kid 
Waitress
Training Camp #34
Baby Geoffrey Double
Gus
Sticker Girl
Taco's Mistress
SteveChelsea 
Dr. HarvatTough Woman 
November
RubenWaitress 
Little Girl
Tyree
Rosette
Mental Patient
Police Officer
AmyGold Guy 
Andre's Girl (2009)
Bar patronLeague Pool Friend 
Leslie
Lakeside Girl
Birthday Party Child, not listed in creditsа
Banquet Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Hot girl in VW Jetta, not listed in creditsа
Mrs. Friedman, not listed in creditsа
Angry Friend, not listed in credits
Women in waiting area, not listed in creditsа
Al The Barber, not listed in credits
Camille, not listed in creditsа
Bar patron, not listed in credits
Tacos girl, not listed in creditsа
Groom at Wedding, not listed in credits
Waitress 2010, not listed in creditsа
Bar Guy, not listed in credits
Mr. Rosenberg, not listed in credits
Genesis Council Master, not listed in credits
Extra, not listed in credits
Twin, not listed in creditsа
Girl in Bar, not listed in creditsа
The Wrestler, not listed in credits
Burger Joint Customer, not listed in credits
Security Guard, not listed in creditsFrench Maid, not listed in creditsа 
Alison's Mom, not listed in creditsа
Cabbie, not listed in credits
Check-In Guy, not listed in creditsTaco Truck Patron, not listed in creditsа 
Sticker Bitch #1, not listed in creditsа
Misha, not listed in creditsа
Lourdes, not listed in creditsа
Paul, not listed in credits
Taco's Truck Customer, not listed in creditsа
Husband, not listed in creditsRump Burglar, not listed in credits 
Mental Patient, not listed in credits
Breast Cancer Patient, not listed in creditsа
Draft King Model, not listed in creditsа
Draft King Girl, not listed in creditsа
Basketball Player, not listed in credits
White Collar Criminal, not listed in creditsа
Korean Church Goer, not listed in creditsFootball Commentators 
EBDBBnB Couple, not listed in creditsа
Festival Goer, not listed in credits
