Cast
Clapton Davis
Riley Jones
Ione
Principal Verge
Sander Sanderson
Elliot Fink
Sloan
Mr. Kendall
Billy Nolan
Mimi
Taylor Fisher
Taylor's Little Brother
Taylor's Mom
Male News Reporter
Doug Jones
Hipster Thief
Janitor
Punk
Nerd
Metro
Jock Kid
Toby T.
Pedro
Alexis SpencerTruman Toshiba 
Round Teen Girl
Random Jock
Mr. Cooper
Cheerleader
Ms. MacintireGord 
Officer Marge McNally
Officer Randy RandazzoMonica Lafontaine 
Wendy
Cinderhella
Young Billy Nolan
Billy Nolan's Dad
Sophmore ChumpRiley Double 
Dork
Clapton's Shaman
Uber Nerd
WrestlerWrestler 
Mr. Kendall's Boyfriend
Angry Dudette
Principal WoodruffYoung Principal Verge 
1992 NerdReject 
Mike
Female Student #1
Greg / Slashing Beauty
Madison / Slashing Beauty
Female Beauty Beast Victim
Male Student #2
Beauty Beast
Lollapalooza Girl
Young Doug Jones
Dr. Murdock
RedSinge 
StudentStudent 
Student
StudentBowler, not listed in credits 
Football Player, not listed in credits
Cameraman, not listed in credits
Football Fan, not listed in creditsа
Bikini Waxer, not listed in creditsаAngry Black Guy, not listed in credits 
Jerffery Male Cheerleading, not listed in creditsParty Patron, not listed in creditsа 
Football Fan, not listed in credits
Student
Student
Wu Tang Kid, not listed in credits
Student
News Reporter, not listed in creditsа
Student
Tall Blonde Football Mom, not listed in creditsа
Student
Lead Singer of The Drunges, not listed in credits
Football Player, not listed in credits
Nerd, not listed in credits
Cameraman, not listed in credits
The High Five Kid, not listed in creditsStudent Kyle, not listed in credits 
Football Player, not listed in creditsBass Guitarist, not listed in credits 
