Cast
Larry
Curly
Moe
Mother Superior
Lydia
Sister Rosemary
Mac
Mr. Harter
Sister Mary-Mengele
Teddy
Mrs. Harter
Sister Bernice
Sister Ricarda
Monsignor Ratliffe
The Situation
Snooki
JWoww
Ronnie
Sammi
Murph
Peezer
Young Teddy
Head Nurse
Officer Armstrong
Ling
Carbunkle
Moe's Hip Executive
ExecutiveMoe's Audition Staff Moe's Audition Staff Child #1 Child #2 
Golf Superintendent Dave LamsonHeavyset Woman 
Japanese Chef
Jon Hamm
Maid
OrderlyProduction Security Guard Terrified Nun 
Tour Guide
Woman ReporterOrphan Brady Young Boy at Party 
Young Moe
Young Larry
Young Curly
French Chef
Balloon Girl
NunNun 
NunNun Gang Banger Gang Banger Gang Banger 
Laundry Worker
Officer MycroftStaple in Hat Guy 
Policeman #3Handsome Security Guard 
Party Security
Nurse Crotchet
Camera Man
Orphan
OrphanHipster Orphan 
Weezer
Dwight HowardBasketball Player Baby Moe Baby Curly Baby Larry 
Handsome Guy #1
Handsome Guy #2Dancer Dancer Dancer Dancer Dancer 
DancerDancer Dancer Dancer Dancer Dancer Dancer Dancer 
Zoo Protester, not listed in credits
Doctor Gray, not listed in credits
Modern Day Orphan, not listed in creditsаSkaterboarder, not listed in credits 
Party Guest, not listed in credits
Valet, not listed in creditsBus Patron, not listed in creditsа Party Guest, not listed in credits Nun #3, not listed in creditsа Party Guest, not listed in credits 
Hospital Visitor, not listed in credits
Bartender, not listed in credits
Pinkberry Employee, not listed in credits
Orphan, not listed in credits
Modern Day Orphan, not listed in creditsа
Modern Day Orphan, not listed in creditsParty Dancer, not listed in credits Ballroom Dancer, not listed in credits 
Lawyer, not listed in credits
Modern Day Orphan, not listed in creditsаEskimo, not listed in credits 
Woman on Street, not listed in creditsа
Modern Day Golfing Orphan, not listed in creditsа
Lydia's Friend, not listed in creditsа
Orphan, not listed in creditsа
Upscale Party Guy, not listed in credits
Party Guest, not listed in credits
Doorman, not listed in credits
Party Guest, not listed in creditsParty Guest, not listed in credits 
