Cast
Hagan
Woody
Zach
Herman
Mindy
Adam
Colonel Emory
Officer VandenbloomGeneral Cale 
Murdoch
Franksen
Bean
Cronie #1
Cronie #2
Beautiful Scientist
Disheveled ScientistScientist Hospital Guard #1 
Hospital Guard #2Creepy Orderly Scared Orderly Jules Rival Quarterback 
Football Announcer #1Football Announcer #2 Web Bomb! Host 
Reporter
BNL News AnchorNational News Anchor 
Entertainment News AnchorGame Show Host 
Vlogger
Paranoid YouTuberGirl on News 
Stadium Cop #1Stadium Cop #2 Stadium Cop #3 
Desk NurseGloria Doctor 
VR Tech #1VR Tech #2 
Commander
High School HaganHigh School Herman Young Adam 
Teenage Adam
Worg
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Radio Dispatcher, voice acting
voice actingLazer Team Fan Lazer Team Fan Lazer Team Fan Lazer Team Fan Lazer Team Fan 
Spectator, not listed in creditsаMilford Cheerleader, not listed in creditsа 
Air Core, not listed in credits
Store clerk, not listed in credits
News Reporter, not listed in creditsаSpectator, not listed in creditsа 
Government Assistant, not listed in creditsWorg, voice acting, not listed in credits News 4 Cameraman, not listed in credits 
Commander's Driver, not listed in credits
Jasper Beth, not listed in credits
Spectator, not listed in creditsаPhone Guy, not listed in credits 
Nurse / Spectator, not listed in creditsаJogger, not listed in creditsа 
Military Brass, not listed in credits
Milford Mustang Fan, not listed in creditsRuby Lakes Cheerleader, not listed in creditsа 
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader, not listed in creditsа
Fan, not listed in creditsSpectator, not listed in creditsа 
Blue Team Fan, not listed in creditsаSpectator, not listed in credits 
Soldier, not listed in creditsNurse, not listed in creditsа Colonel Deets, not listed in credits 
Soldier, not listed in credits
Nurse Spectator, not listed in creditsа
Spectator, not listed in creditsа
Audience, not listed in credits
Spectator, not listed in creditsExtra, not listed in credits 
Tailgater, not listed in credits
Officer, not listed in creditsSpectator, not listed in credits Spectator, not listed in creditsа 
Military Scientist, not listed in creditsCosplayer, not listed in credits 
Soldier, not listed in credits
Spectator, not listed in creditsаAngry Citizen, not listed in creditsа 
Spectator / Milford Fan, not listed in creditsа
Military Brass, not listed in credits
Military Police, not listed in credits
Soldier, not listed in credits
Hippie, not listed in creditsаFootball Fan, not listed in credits 
Department of Defense Official, not listed in credits
Soldier, not listed in credits
Fan / Herman Kiss, not listed in creditsаSpectator, not listed in creditsа National Guard / Border Patrol / Referee, not listed in credits Soldier, not listed in credits Onlooker, not listed in credits Spectator, not listed in creditsа Angry Guy #1, not listed in credits 
Spectator, not listed in creditsаCosplayer, not listed in credits 
Lt. Col. Love, not listed in credits
Soldier, not listed in credits
Soldier, not listed in credits
Soldier, not listed in credits
Spectator, not listed in creditsHigh Five Guy, not listed in credits Ruby Lakes Cheerleader, not listed in creditsа 
Scientist, not listed in credits
News 5 Reporter, not listed in creditsаRuby Lakes Cheerleader, not listed in creditsа 
Party Goer, not listed in creditsа
News Reporter, not listed in creditsMilford Mustangs Fan / UFO Spectator, not listed in credits 
Ruby Lakes Cheerleader, not listed in creditsа
