Cast
John
Ted, voice acting
Samantha
Donny
Shep Wild
Patrick Meighan
Tami-Lynn
играет самого себя
Guy
Rick
Frank
Joy
Tom Jessup
Judge
Customer
Fertility Doctor
рассказчик, voice acting
играет самого себя
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Dr. Ed Danzer
Karl Jackson
Comic
Adoption Agent
Female Nurse
Allison
Blind Guy
Waitress
Todd Kidder
Boston Newscaster
Boston Neighbor
Portuguese NeighborWedding Singer 
NYC Doctor
NYC Nurse
Obi-Wan
Stormtrooper
Jury Foreman
Juror
JurorJuror Bailiff 
ReceptionistBand Leader 
Cyclist
JoggerHasbro CEO Assistant 
PunditPundit 
Pundit
PunditPundit 
Pundit
PunditPundit 
Cop (Boston PD)
Cop (Boston PD)
Meighan Assistant
ReporterNerd (Wedgie) 
Comic Con Fan
Security Guard
Security Guard
Borg
HellboyVendor Film Executive 
Police Dispatcher
Diner Waitress
Bachelor Party GuestJump Rope Guy 
Wedding Announcer
Ted Toy, voice acting
Tiffany
Photographer Press Scene / Court Room Observer, not listed in creditsаCake Girl 
Comic Con AttendeeCity Hall Photographer, not listed in credits 
Newspaper Photographer, not listed in creditsCourtroom Guy, not listed in credits 
Courthouse Spectator, not listed in creditsа
Security Guard, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Courtroom Observer, not listed in creditsCourthouse Spectator, not listed in creditsа 
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Commicon Attendee, not listed in credits
Booth Girl, not listed in creditsа
Black Super Hero Girl, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Guest, not listed in creditsTina Belcher Magician's Assistant, not listed in creditsа 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Dancer, not listed in credits
Ted's Court Gallery, not listed in credits
Well Wisher, not listed in creditsаComic Con Girl, not listed in creditsа 
Yacht Guest, not listed in credits
Courtroom Observer, not listed in creditsAttendent, not listed in credits 
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsNYC Jewish Pedestrian, not listed in credits 
Court House Specator, not listed in creditsаComic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа 
Ted Supporter, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsаWedding Guest, not listed in creditsа 
Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
not listed in credits
New York Comic Con Member, not listed in credits
My Little Pony Booth Girl, not listed in creditsа
Playstation Owner, not listed in credits
Star Wars Cantina, not listed in creditsComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsCourtroom Observer, not listed in creditsа 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsаAttendee, not listed in credits 
Soda Nerd, not listed in credits
Comic Con Security Guard, not listed in credits
Library Patron, not listed in credits
Piano / Ginger Girl, not listed in creditsа
Reporter, not listed in credits
Attorney, not listed in credits
Reporter, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Crowd Person, not listed in creditsSecurity Guard, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Attendant, not listed in credits
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsReporter, not listed in credits 
Flash Girl, not listed in creditsаNerdy Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits 
Press Reporter, not listed in credits
Teenage Girl, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsаComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits Comic Con Guest, not listed in credits 
Supporting, not listed in creditsа
Nerdy Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsWedding Guest / Wedding Dancer, not listed in credits 
Jimmy Fallon, not listed in credits
Fan #1, not listed in creditsSupporting, not listed in creditsа 
Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
Courtroom Observer, not listed in creditsа
Bar Patron, not listed in creditsPedestrian, not listed in credits 
Goku, not listed in creditsComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits 
Thor, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Woman at Diner, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
Boat Passenger, not listed in credits
Library Patron, not listed in creditsа
Courtroom Onlooker, not listed in credits
Wedding, not listed in creditsComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits 
Library Patron, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Comic Con Booth Girl, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsаWedding Guest, not listed in credits 
Reporter, not listed in creditsа
Nerd, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsCheering Extra, not listed in creditsа 
Pedestrian, not listed in creditsа
Dancer, not listed in creditsComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа 
Blue Disco Space Diva, not listed in creditsа
Groomsman, not listed in credits
Hasbro Lobby Pedestrian, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Waiter, not listed in creditsаComic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа 
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Loverboy at Comic Con, not listed in credits
Court Stenographer, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsаWedding Reception Guest / Courthouse Well Wisher, not listed in creditsа 
Diner, not listed in credits
Sam Jones's Girlfriend, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Comic Con Girl, not listed in creditsа
Father of the Bride, not listed in credits
Well Wisher, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
Comic Con Guest, not listed in credits
Piano / Ginger Girl, not listed in creditsаComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits 
Orderly, not listed in credits
Chucky, not listed in creditsWedding Guest, not listed in credits Front Row Courtroom Gallery, not listed in creditsа My Little Pony Girl, not listed in creditsа 
Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Businessman, not listed in credits
Piano / Ginger Girl, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Juror, not listed in creditsStreet Thug, not listed in credits 
Ginger Girl, not listed in creditsаComic Con Patron, not listed in creditsа 
Scat Pack Girl #2, not listed in creditsаCourthouse Crowd, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsComic Con Critic, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Pedestrian, not listed in creditsаPris, not listed in creditsа 
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Captain America, not listed in credits
Bill Maher, not listed in credits
Kissing Couple, not listed in creditsComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Fox Booth Antendee, not listed in creditsа
Fox Booth Girl, not listed in creditsа
Hot Comic Con Girl, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Twins, not listed in credits
Booth Girl, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendant, not listed in creditsа
Sexy Nerd, not listed in creditsа
Partner at Comic Con, not listed in credits
Ginger Girl, not listed in creditsа
Pacific Rim Robot, not listed in credits
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsаComic Con Attendee (Ninja Turtle), not listed in creditsа 
Extra, not listed in credits
Dancer, not listed in creditsComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits 
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Ted's Attorney, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsаComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits Wedding Guest, not listed in credits 
Dancer, not listed in credits
Darth Maul, not listed in credits
Pedestrian, not listed in credits
Courtroom Spectator, not listed in credits
Wedding Attendant, not listed in creditsаCourtroom Observer, not listed in credits Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits 
Michaelangelo - TMNT, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Well Wisher, not listed in creditsаBlack Sails Pirate #2, not listed in credits 
Pixie the Pirate, not listed in credits
Fairy at Comic Con, not listed in creditsа
Co-counsel, not listed in creditsа
City Pedestrian, not listed in creditsа
Kissing Couple, not listed in credits
Well Wisher, not listed in creditsа
Klingon #1, not listed in credits
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsConvention Girl, not listed in creditsа Wedding Photographer, not listed in credits 
NY Comic Con Guy, not listed in credits
Caterer, not listed in credits
Patron at Diner, not listed in credits
Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
Court Clerk, not listed in creditsа
Cake / Chandelier Girl #5, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
Ginger Girl, not listed in creditsа
Improv Troupe, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Woman in Courtroom, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsаTransformer, not listed in credits Dancer, not listed in creditsа 
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsаConvention Attendee, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Booth Girl, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Piano / Ginger Girl, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Worker, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Guy, not listed in creditsComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits Extra, not listed in creditsа 
News Cameraman, not listed in credits
Supergirl, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsаComic Con X-Box Vendor, not listed in credits 
Random Guy, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Goat Girl, not listed in creditsа
Patient in Clinic, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsаComic Con Attendee, not listed in credits Jury Member, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsWedding Guest, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Guest, not listed in credits
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Angry Cab Driver, not listed in creditsKlingon #1, not listed in credits Well Wisher, not listed in credits 
Diner Customer, not listed in credits
Courtroom spectator, not listed in creditsаComic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Ted's Side Court Gallery, not listed in credits
Doctor, not listed in creditsWedding Guest, not listed in credits 
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Comic Con Attendee, not listed in credits
Nerdy Comic Con Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Baroness Girl, not listed in creditsаFlash Gordon's Date, not listed in creditsа 
