Cast
Jan Lewan
Marla Lewan
Mickey Pizzazz
Barb
Ron Edwards
David Lewan
Lonny
Bitsy Bear
ChristopherAnita Krzyewski 
VinceLou Laroue Marilyn Stan Moetek 
Connie Klopski
Debra Johnson
Beauty Pageant JudgePresenter Agent Ramirez Mr. Lee Sheila 
Gorski
Grammy Reporter
Reporter
Anchorwoman
Customer
Loud LadyTrish Applesauce 
Prison Guard
PR WomanPriest Ruined Old Man Ed Krzyewski Background Dancer, not listed in credits 
Dance Hall Patron, not listed in creditsа
Pageant Audience, not listed in creditsPolka Dancer, not listed in credits 
Tourist, not listed in creditsTeen Party Goer, not listed in credits 
Performance Attendee, not listed in credits
Bus Driver, not listed in creditsDrummer, not listed in credits 
Performance Attendee, not listed in creditsBus Tour Group, not listed in credits Performance Attendee, not listed in credits 
Performance Attendee, not listed in credits
Security Agent, not listed in creditsа
Prison Guard, not listed in creditsPolka Dancer, not listed in credits Daughter Prison Visitor, not listed in creditsа 
Wife Prison Visitor, not listed in creditsа
Security for Pope, not listed in credits
Basketball Playing Prisoner, not listed in creditsPope's Bodyguard, not listed in credits 
Performance Attendee, not listed in credits
Telethon Operator, not listed in credits
Jan Lewan Group, not listed in creditsOnscreen Bass Player, not listed in credits Waiter / Performance Attendee, not listed in credits 
Polka Dancer, not listed in credits
Polka Kid, not listed in creditsаPrison Visitor, not listed in credits 
Polka Dancer, not listed in creditsаPope Visitor, not listed in credits Pizzeria Customer, not listed in credits 
Performance Attendee / Polka Dancer, not listed in credits
Pageant Contestant, not listed in creditsаPolka Child, not listed in credits 
Pope's Security, not listed in credits
Nurse, not listed in creditsаPolka Band Musician, not listed in credits 
Uncle Rich / Polka Pro, not listed in credits
Polka Dancer, not listed in credits
Dance Hall Patron, not listed in creditsа
Prison Inmate, not listed in credits
Celebrity on the Red Carpet, not listed in credits
Performance Attendee, not listed in credits
Prison Inmate, not listed in credits
